Chapter 1.1 ~ Settling Right In.

Welcome readers of Sim stories! Im finally able to update, what with Thanksgiving and all. Ive been very busy playi---


Aggie: What..the....Hell?


Can I help you Agatha ?  -_-


Aggie: What do you call THIS Exactly?

*snicker* Home, darling, Home.


Aggie: Home? As in where I LIVE?


.....Pretty Much, yea. Problem?


Aggie:  YES THERE IS A PROBLEM!

Aggie: YOU! Im not even sure who you are, but I dont like you. Your ugly, I can tell by your TONE.


*laugh* Oh really? Its probably a good thing we can't afford a mirror, huh? Oh, and you can call me..... Um..... Otherworldly Overseer.


Aggie: No. Ill call you IDIOT!


Harsh.


Aggie: Fine. It can be WG. Because that is your name, and you deserve nothing better.


Ouch. That whole grumpy trait is really biting me in the butt right now.


Aggie: I live in a field. In the middle of a swamp. That it situated in a town full of Ugly people, doing ugly things, in their ugly houses, 'cuz they are UGLY.


Im tired of this. *shows mirror*


Aggie: *dies*


Well folks, this marks the end of our Uglacy challenge, thanks fo--


Aggie: -_- 


Lets blow this popsicle stand huh? Find you a man? a Hunk? Huh?Huh? *nudge nudge wink wink*


Aggie:  *mutters*


*mumble* no sense of humour hidden trait *mumbles*


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So, I took Aggie all the way down to Twinbrook's City Hall. ITS SO MUCH PRETTIER THEN SUNSET VALLEY'S ONE! I then made Aggie get off her lazy such and such, to go get a job.

Yes thats Athletic wear. Yes I forgot to edit it. Yes, Im ashamed.


Aggie: Gosh Darn WG, with her Ugly face, and her Ugly personality.


Aggie? Shut it.


*ten minutes later*

Wha--- Where is she?

Aggie: RUUUN!!! FOR GODS SAKE!!! RUN FOR THE UGLY LIVES THAT YOU HAVE!


-_- That worked so well Aggie. Everyone who wants to escape something screams Bloody  murder as they run.


Aggie: WATCH YOUR SARCASTIC TONE!


OI! I am the leader here, dont you tell me what to do!  I am gonna totally bust your a ---- *thinks*
Oh Aggie, dear, Im so sorry! Where do YOU wanna go now?


Aggie: Food. Now.


Whats that? The fail Twinbrook Central Park? SURE!

Aggie: Hey you Sexy Beast ;)


?? 

Aggie: I was wondering if you knew how to get rid of annoying voices in your head?


Oh. I see now.

Random Dude: No... I cant say that I do know how to do that...*back away*






Aggie:  WHY NOT?

Aggie: Oh look at me, Im a random stranger who doesnt know how to help anyone.

Random Dude: *sniffle* But am I still a sexy beast?

Aggie: No.  You bore me with your nerdish body type. Screw you stranger.

Random Dude: *cry*

Well that wasn't very nice at all, was it?

Aggie: Screw you too.

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Suddenly, Aggie got the wish to try her hand at fishing. Why not huh? Could be fun.

Note how its in someones back yard.
Then of course, the people came home, and her curiosity got the better of her.


Aggie: Excuse me? Who's curiosity got the better of whom?


*sigh* FINEEEE. I got excited.... Aggie wanted to keep fishing. Way to blow my Gangsta persona there Aggie.


Aggie:  Welcome :)


I found out this was the 'Goode and Bad' household. I suppose the guy who let us in was Bad?

Aggie: Hey. I know you dont know me, but, lemme inside?


'Bad': Sure thing toots.


Toots? Doesnt that bother you at all?


Aggie:  Not really. It makes me tingley <3


Ew. Thats so disturbing I cant even tell you.


Aggie: ...LOL.

Inside, we found Goode. Goodwin Goode.

Aggie: You so sexy Goodwin. Your nerd name doesnt even matter right now, your buck teeth just totally turn me on....


*eyes burn out*

Sinbad: LOVE ME!


Aggie: Flowers... pour moi? Sure :3


Goodwin: Awe... I thought you loved me?


Aggie. Thats not nice! Poor Goodwin, he's really hurt! 

Aggie: Im so sorry Goodwin, I didn't realize you cared for me! *snicker*


Goodwin: Its okay. I know how hard it must be, with your looks, the men must be dropping at your feet!


Oh really? *snicker snicker*


...Uh Oh.... Aggie?


Aggie: Shut up WG, Im having a moment with Goodwin.


But look behind you..... 

Aggie: Who the Hell...?


....Goodwin's Baby Momma.


Aggie: Excuse me?


She's unknowingly pregnant with his child.


Aggie: *rage rage rage*

Jenni: *GAG GAG THROW UP GAG* The Ugly.... It burns my esophagus!


Okay Aggie, time to leave. Ill have no cat fights in the very first chapter, oh no. So with that, we bring the first chapter to the end, and hopefully, to your liking. please comment on the forum, or in the comment box below xD